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If you need to select between your CAR and Life-Partner, what will be you answer ?

"hey bhumika, not now... i wanna rest... cant we go and visit it some other day? stop acting like a kid! now, you are mother of a kid! " - keyur said feeling annoyed ...
"Naah, its urgent and i need to go..." - i finished and rushed out...
"Ok, as u wish, me n Heer are going to have a nap, lock the door from out-side and enjoy yourself! "- keyur agreed to my decision , as he didn't had any choice other then agreeing!


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"Hello, yeah... say now whats your issue? let us rest in peace ! " - keyur felt bad as my call disturbed him in his sound sleep...

" Open the door! I am knocking it from last 30 minutes.... "- i was sounding LOW....
"wait.... u were about to return after 3-4 hours... and you are back in 30 minutes... whats the scene? " - sometimes keyur acts as an expert investigator!

" will you open the door .. have surprise for u! " - can some one give surprise with sad notes?  See i am the one who can!

Keyur Opened the door... looked at me... Looked out .... and felt shocked!

"WTF....[ @#$%^@@#$%] , the vehicle parked outside our home seems just like my beloved scorpio , but the condition in which it is.... . can you explain me how u almost killed my car? " - now i wonder why guys love their vehicles more then their better-half?

" see... its not my fault keyur... it just happened! it was not intentional..."- first time i felt shortage of words...

"now stop acting as lecturer... and give me concluding remarks.. what u did with my car?" - Keyur asked furiously! i thought how handsome it looks when he was angry!!! [can i be serious ??? i dont think so!!]

" You only told me to go alone...and  i went ..." - i tried to arrange words..
"you went out in my car? OMG... damm  its not scooty or zen or esteem! how could you?" - keyur was surprised...

"  It was simple... you were asleep.. i had a golden chance... seen you car keys.. felt tempted.. went out....Its fun to ride scorpio.. i loved it... it really makes you feel the power! "- i expressed the new experience i had..

" i am waiting for the cause of damage not the essay !" - i wonder how keyur liked being with me, when he speaks so less and i cnt stop talking!

"i was driving in full speed... was enjoying speed! suddenly on right side to the speedo-meter an indicator started blinking... but nothing was written there! i ignored it! and...." - i was opening the truth slowly..
" OMG... it indicates Heat.... aren't u literate? who gave you degree of engineer? " - now he was being offensive!

"hey, i am computer engineering... and they dont teach @indicators of scorpio in any enggineering course! " - i was confused!

"OOOps.... just continue your story...." - keyur felt sorry for askin me any extra Question , as his questions lead him in wrong direction!

"i was driving at 140.. and up...zoooooooooooom.... and suddenly that indicator became frequent.. i ignored again.. after some minutes i heard a BOOM Blast noise.. car stopped... cdnt start it agin... called the helpline and had tochen it" - i tried to explain that it was not my fault ... i just dint got the meaning of the indicator!

" who told you to touch scorpio? do you have any idea what you just did? u made the engine blast.. and now it will cost me around 1-2 lacs... when you will grow up bhumika? why dont you ask me before actin fool? cant you behave a bit matured and responsible? " keyur shouted on me, looking at his beloved scorpio, which thanx to me was in comma!

i cried... cried on and on...
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"Its 3 am ! now get back to sleep keyur... stop laughing ... i cant imagine, you suddenly waked up at 3 in morning, and now you are laughing like anything! " - i was too sleepy.. but surprised also... my hubby was laughing loud without any reason that also at mid night! i felt i only have rights to act silly not keyur!

" bhumika, Let me laugh... I am dammm Happy... know what ? i had a dream... and now when i wake up, i realised... nothing has happened! you are sleeping here... means, my scorpio is safe out! thank GOD! "

Keyur shouted with sudden happiness... and narrated his dream, how he seen in dream that i went out with scorpio, ignored heat indicator, and made engine blast!



"What? what do you mean? even in dreams you were shouting at me making me cry! even in dreams you are concerned more about your Scorpio.... You love your car more then me right? look at me keyur, answer me... whom you love more? Me or car? " - now i wasn't in mood to sleep or to let him sleep... now it was my turn to shout, not in dream , in real!

" dont ask such difficult Question!" - keyur answered still laughing!

"whats difficult in it? choose me or car! answer me now!" - i shouted...

"you know the answer bhumika... i love my car!" - keyur said without even thinking for a moment!

" and dont be silly.. Do you feel i am  a big fool to marry such a "perfectly -imperfect,  mismatch marriage material" like you , if i dont love you? " - now thats what i loved to hear!

" All men are sick and same! " - i wondered!
and it brought a smile on my face, how innocent and honest my hubby is!
and i felt this is what i love the most about him!

Comments

Swati Borsaniya said…
ha ha ha. . . dont you think that sometimes these "do you" questions creates great confusion in mind?
Harsh Pandya said…
great...being honest is the biggest part in a relation...and yeah,i also love my car the most.but,having HER in the front seat makes me perfect...
~ Lopa said…
hehehe so Bhumika is back :)

Yeah man and his vehicle.
I remember Ashu didn't let me drive his car ever, but now as he has to travel often and specially chilly winters, he realised and started asking me to drive. Ya but with lots of advises enough to irritate me.

Luckily he went to Canada for work trip and i was full in charge here. So now i have a reply ready whenever he tries to instruct me while i am driving "when you were not here i was on my own, wasn't i? and i drove by myself and your car is still safe ! "

And he agrees shaking his head...hehe so cute lol
prits said…
liked ur post bhumika...(as usual...;))...hv read it somewhr tht one must hv Y chromosome to understand d love towards bikes and cars...seems to be so true...;)
Ashish Dhedhi said…
M on keyur's side this time too.... :P
Anonymous said…
Nothing is new for these man!!!! they love their car more thn there partners..My hubby even give me advice how seat belt should be kept aside after using it....forget about driving his car....
Anish Patel said…
If marriage is new, man loves wife more than car... If marriage is old, then man loves car more than wife... If both r new then.. car wins.. :) ....
Makk said…
I hope i wont have to face this question...after few years.

how can you ask that yar...total rubbish question.

No comparison.

:)..your hubby won my sympathy
S said…
That was nicely posted Bhumika !
To say the least the choice between a car and a life partner will always be a tough question :P

All men are sick and same .. but not all are your husband :P

Cute post .. following you now :)
Hope to see you around on my blog too :)
Minal said…
:D it was fun to read. When i read the heading first, my immediate response was obviously life partener but.. after reading ur post, its men's perspective though. Definitely all men are same agreed with u.:P I just shut my ears when i'm driving with my hubby or else we have hot discussion on how to drive.
lolz....it shows passiveness about car...but u knw its really great that ur husband dnt lie with u tht he loves u more then a car..great..u can be a writer i just think it..
Bhushan said…
we've studied O'henry in school.

my children might be studying........

OH! BHOomS!!!!
Unknown said…
"choose me or car! answer me now!"
ha ha ha...
nice one...:)

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