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"Love X aur Dhoka!"- Break Ups !!!

SCENE-1::  "Hey M, now one more time you will play this song of movie SAYA I will make u like the Ghost they have in movie[not so beautiful though!] !  can you please tell me the reason why you are crying like a new born baby?" - S asked furiously as he hates such melodramas!! ! "I am not crying and mind your own business!" M replied wid pain! " I cant leave you in such &*#$%#^% condition, and this is also my business to take care of my buddies! Now will u disclose or i should call and ask ur chick - R ? " - S was a lot concerned about M... " Dont you drag "R" in the matter! and delete her number now from your cell! " M said with a blank face... "OOPS this is the matter , your chick has ditched u ? Come on M , enjoy you are free bird now! " I wondered silently how lively S is about life.. and how painful it must be for M to handle this situation! "M, tell me dear what happened?  Yday only i had seen you R, she w...

A Daughter Remains Daughter Till The End Of Her Life , A Son Remains A Son Until He Gets His Wife!!!

" Mumma.... Mumma!" - Its very usual, as soon as i park my Scooty in our parking [ See how smartly i showed that my new house has a good parking area as well! ] HEER runs towards door leaving all her activities aside! Not just for me! She loves visitors at home! As soon as the door is knowcked, before we can, she approaches the door, and after realising that she cnt open it, looks at us and says - "Khooo , Khooo"..[ Kholo.. in her language...]' "What happened? Why you are sounding so low? Heer did some mischief again ? " - asked to my dear hubby... I wonder how exhausted he must be, as he need to manage business , Heer as well as a big load -ME!!! " Nothing more... lets have dinner "- Ohh... there s something wrong i smell! "Miththi [heer].... what happened ? What you did with Papa?  Ask papa what happened? " - while serving dinner My Miththi [ Heer] helps me a lot! She is "big" now to help Mumma... "Papa.... Khic...

"I dont want my daughter to be IDEAL ...."

" No bhumika... dont take it seriously... Its routine for me... He is keep on doing this since last 2 years.. He will just stare and follow... He just dnt understand any language!  " - trupti said in heavy tone! " WTF!! but why? why dont u just slap him... or let me do it for u! damm he s following you since last two years.. and u let him do it! do you know what harm he can do to you dear?" - trupti , my train friend was sharing her worries which made my anger blow! "I know bhumika, I tried all, my friends had fight with him, they threaten him...! we tried all ways... but he is the same he used to be since last 2 years.. he knows i am married... yet. .. and if  i will slap him all around[all commuters] will come to know about  the matter and will think i am not having good moral character... , or if i  will inform my husband/father, what they will think @ me? .. forget it! " - trupti explained the prob! { I wondered, if target was me, how many ...

DO you know - "Engineering is problem solving! " ???

"Who gave you the degree of Engineering? dont you know - ENGINEERING IS ALL ABOUT PROBLEM SOLVING!!! "  - keyur said feeling the pride like he has just invented electricity or something amazing! "who gave me degree? - its none of your business keyur! and i am computer engineer , not an electrician to fix wires and switches! " - i wonder how many skills keyur has! "say it straight way , that you know nothing besides your bookish knowledge! Being Engineer you should be able to solve all your problems on your own! " - sometimes keyur proves he is badly infected by my lectures! " Ok Mr. Genius...i accept, repairing a bulb and switch is a real life problem which being Mechatronics engineer you have solved with great efficiency! "- i feel such silly fights adds spice to our life... being at ankleshwar you need to learn all soft-hard skills! as plumber or electrician has more ego and attitude then doctor! I mean, you can successfully call...

If you need to select between your CAR and Life-Partner, what will be you answer ?

"hey bhumika, not now... i wanna rest... cant we go and visit it some other day? stop acting like a kid! now, you are mother of a kid! " - keyur said feeling annoyed ... "Naah, its urgent and i need to go..." - i finished and rushed out... "Ok, as u wish, me n Heer are going to have a nap, lock the door from out-side and enjoy yourself! "- keyur agreed to my decision , as he didn't had any choice other then agreeing! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Hello, yeah... say now whats your issue? let us rest in peace ! " - keyur felt bad as my call disturbed him in his sound sleep... " Open the door! I am knocking it from last 30 minutes.... "- i was sounding LOW.... "wait.... u were about to return after 3-4 hours... and you are back in 30 minutes... whats the scene? " - sometimes keyur acts as an expert investigator! " will you open the door .. have surprise for u! "...

"Mother is compared with GOD... But She is not ! Being human its tough to act as GOD! "

"Hey bhumika, seen 3 Ididots? awesome movie.... i know you just love movies...Its must watch... i had been to it for 3 times still i wanna go n watch it once again! " - Reena , my train friend asked me.... Yeah she was right, i just love movies and can watch movie at any time! "Na re, how can I? had seen Fashion last.. Wid heer its not possible to go for movie...I miss going out for movie badly, but  at the same time i feel its more imp for me to be wid Heer as much as possible!" - i replied palely! "Why? Heer will love it! and if she cant hold for 3 hours, You can go for night show! hey you have a Nany exclusive for her right? why not on sunday afternoon, she will be sleeping and you both can go and watch movie! what say?" - Reena was too excited about the idea, as she understood my urge to see movie.. She is a movie-freak like me, so can better understand my urge! "humm.. Its possible, but  i feel guilt, if i go out for fun leaving her alone...

God knows, when this calculative, criteria based , "bride/groom hunting" Business will stop??

"Aunty, excuse me! please move a bit, i wanna go on that side...." , a fellow passenger asked my Train buddy!  A loud laugh! "The AUNTY"  was too angry like she had heard some real SURTI SHLOK...... [ you know what i mean!!] " come on "Hiral", its ok... dnt feel so embarrassed! look i have accepted the "Aunty" tag so easily! does that really matters so much to u??? "  - I asked "Hiral" to make her comfortable wid the Promotion she had just achieved! "yous is a different case bhums, u are married, and i am not! " - "Hiral" shared the basic reason which from her perspective makes her ineligible for  the so called "Promotion".... "So when s your plan to become a "Run away bride"  " - our beloved pallaviben opened hiral's secret plan may be!  "Ohhh... some one is planning for "eloping" ! i find it exciting a lot! you will need a lawye...