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From Ekta Kapoor's perspective :: What will be your ROLE?



"ફેશન આવી, ફેશન આવી, ફેશન કરવા દેજો, વેવાણ મારી બેટી ને કઈ ના કેજો! 


હોટલ માં જશે , પિક્ચર માં જશે , રસોઈ બનાવી ને દેજો, વેવાણ મારી બેટી ને કઈ ના કેજો! 


જીન્સ પહેરશે, સ્કર્ટ  પહેરશે, મીનીસ પહેરવા દેજો , વેવાણ મારી બેટી ને કઈ ના કેજો! 


નોવેલ વાંચશે, ટીવી જોશે, ગોસીપ કરવા દેજો,
વેવાણ મારી બેટી ને કઈ ના કેજો! 


ભૂલ કરશે, રડી પડશે, માં બની ને માફ કરી દેજો,
વેવાણ મારી બેટી ને કઈ ના કેજો! 

 ફટાણું [Fatanu]  :: above written is a special type of gujarati lok geet which is called FATANU , in which bride n groom's families do nok-zok n masti wid each other!

Na re ! its not my creation! have posted it here, as i liked it a lot! How innocently a mother has explained her worries @ her daughter!

recently i was lucky to be at two weddings in short time! two of my bro-in-law's[cousins in relation, but more dear just like Real!]  got married ... as i am too much attached wid both of them, enjoyed their wedding a lot!

Hurrey! i am promoted! Naah, not at job , got promotion in family!  Till now, i was Derani , n suddenly i am jethani , having two gorgeous deranis[bhabhi]! Promotion just dont mean benefits and perks, it also brings some new responsibilities and troubles!


"Hey bhumikabhabhi, See what a sudden family growth we have! what say? we are reaching closer n closer to be VIRANI Family!!!!
 [Caution :: those who don't watch daily soaps regularly may not understand this Dialog !  Virani Family is India's favorite family from very popular daily soap "Kyunki Saas Bhi kabhi Bahu thi!!!" ]  .... hey, Look Mihir Virani is coming this ways! [MIhir virani- Jatil shah - my jeth !!!] ... "- My sister-in-law [natkhat Nnnand] Nirali said adding spice to the shadiwala mahol...

"Ohhh... where is Tulsi Virani ??? [kajal bhabhi- my jethani ] "- asked my Jethji using same reference!

"hey who started Ekata chalisa here? "- keyur asked to cut the topic.. he hates Ekata kapoor...

"Come on Keyur,  let them discuss! We are enjoying! Nils, Go on! "- i didn't wanted to interrupt  the fun all were having!

"Bhumika bhabhi.... whats your role then?" - Nilu got confused thinking my part in play! [ now how can u Fit me in ekata kapoor soap? Its tough! I am certainly not a Perfect Indian Bahu Material of Ekta Kapoor brand!]


" Parvati ? or Damini or Ganga? hummm, Prerna? " - a lot of suggestions ! But no1 could find a ROLE that suits me! confused!

" ????? come on bhabhi... can u suggest? " - Nilu[my nanand] asked for my help!


"how @ KOMALIKA [ nikka..... its a background music when this chacter appears on screen!]???? Ii can relate a lot wid that character! what say?" - no one expected it! but my reply made all laugh loud!
[ I am not "Adarsh Bahu" and can not be!! komalika was a gray shaded character in "Kasauti zindgi ki" soap- perfect Ekta brand Masala Soap... Komalika always did what she wanted to do, not what others wanted her to do- thats where i think i can resemble her!  Not at all resemblance in Looks/outfits! -- Its better to be Gray shaded, as people have less expectations from you!!!]

whole family joined the loud laugh! i also!

But i was not just Kidding! whatever i said was direct from my heart!

I believe -  "I am not Perfect and neither i want to be! i am happy as  i am! at least i can do what i feel is right, and i need not to bother about others' expectations! Good or Bad, i am , what i am... If u have any problem with me, its your problem not mine! "

what say people?
What Role you think you fit to?



Comments

Swati Borsaniya said…
aano jawab aapva to mare marriage karava padse.......he he he
bhumika said…
@swati,
Ekta Devi ni serial ma kunwara namuna pan hata! [Single!]
what say?
Lagne lagne kunwara!
Yakin Thakkar said…
maaaaaam... how abt Daksha Virani (ketki dave)... arrarrararaaaaaa......kidding :D
dev said…
Hey Bhums, nice read! ;) but i am still wondering which character i can fit in....ummm....not sure! :D
Vishal Kansagra said…
I am that evil spot boy who kills Ekta and makes it look like an accident. As a side effect, this act raises India's cumulative IQ by 50 and India becomes a super power.

So, is there any character like this? :)
Swati Borsaniya said…
@bhumikag

na re avu risk nathi levu :s
Unknown said…
લોકોને સિરીયલના કેરેક્ટર પોતાના જેવા નથી હોતા એટલે જ તો ગમે છે... રિયલ લાઇફમા તમે જેવા છો તેવા જ જો રિલ લાઈફમા બતાવામા આવે ને તો લોકો ટી.વી. જોવાનું જ બંધ કરી દે. કદાચ હું ખોટો પણ હોય શકુ પણ આ અત્યાચાર હું રોજ સહન કરૂ છુ. [:D]
let me get marry first then make a family then will think about in which role i can fit??

till then mast mauj karu chhu emaj kare rakhu...[:P]

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